Noun - an alcoholic beverage composed of all the types of liquor in the vicinity mixed and served in a measuring cup. (No measuring should take place) It is traditionally drank until the person drinking it can't take it anymore then filled back up to the top with Mountain Dew. Guaranteed to make you go alcohol insane.
Guy 1: Why are you drinking from a measuring cup?
Guy 2: Because that's the only way to drink Animal madness
Guy 1: why is it called animal madness?
Guy 2 hands the drink to guy 1, who continues to go alcohol insane.
Guy 2: Because that's the only way to drink Animal madness
Guy 1: why is it called animal madness?
Guy 2 hands the drink to guy 1, who continues to go alcohol insane.
by Derick TapMan October 31, 2011

by Goostz September 10, 2022

A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

by LegendBallz September 27, 2022

by Idk3685 July 3, 2018

Basically a song about Gakupo but ITS FREAKY...
The story takes place in the region of Asmodean in Beelzenia, as Duke Sateriasis Venomania greets another woman who approaches his mansion. He explains how he made a deal with a demon to have an irresistible charisma to women; as a result, women flock to his mansion's basement to create a harem for him. The Duke burns all his old portraits, revealing how he had been mocked and taunted in childhood for his appearance. He kisses another girl in his harem, Gumina Glassred, who had been his childhood friend but also made a fool out of him. He continues to build his harem and women begin disappearing from all over the land.
One day the duke greets a new woman entering his mansion, approaching "her" to dance; as he does so, however, the "woman" stabs him with a knife, revealing himself to be a man who had tracked down his lost love to the Venomania's home. Due to the injury and the knife's poison, the duke collapses and his spell breaks; as a result the women all begin to flee the mansion. As Venomania dies, he sees a glimpse of Gumina and he begs her to stay, as he states that he has not yet told her that he loved her.
The story takes place in the region of Asmodean in Beelzenia, as Duke Sateriasis Venomania greets another woman who approaches his mansion. He explains how he made a deal with a demon to have an irresistible charisma to women; as a result, women flock to his mansion's basement to create a harem for him. The Duke burns all his old portraits, revealing how he had been mocked and taunted in childhood for his appearance. He kisses another girl in his harem, Gumina Glassred, who had been his childhood friend but also made a fool out of him. He continues to build his harem and women begin disappearing from all over the land.
One day the duke greets a new woman entering his mansion, approaching "her" to dance; as he does so, however, the "woman" stabs him with a knife, revealing himself to be a man who had tracked down his lost love to the Venomania's home. Due to the injury and the knife's poison, the duke collapses and his spell breaks; as a result the women all begin to flee the mansion. As Venomania dies, he sees a glimpse of Gumina and he begs her to stay, as he states that he has not yet told her that he loved her.
by An Anemic Rat December 4, 2024

What Karens feel when retail workers are literally doing their job. Specifically, what customers at Five Below feel when they are at "self checkout" (which is associate checkout, there's a huge sign that says so, BY THE WAY) and employees have to go and scan their stuff for them because it's literally store policy and we're doing our JOB. No, we're not racially profiling you.
Karen was big mad when I had to scan her stuff at the Five Below associate checkout and she insisted that she's not an idiot, she can scan her own stuff. But when I agreed to let her scan it on her own and I just watch her, she then became big mad because I was being "lazy" and went on this whole rant about how my gEnErAtIoN iS sOoOoO lAzY!!!!!!!!!!
by Pialinist July 10, 2024
