Jacob

A thick as hell boi who loves cock and ball torture. (His sideburns tickle my butthole sometimes.)

Did you see Jacob strumming himself

by DaddyJake May 7, 2019

Jacob

A cute ass cracker that loves asians, aka Kaylie, and his aunt. Hates a little monkey named David and would love to suck a man named G a b e off.

Jacob is a nig...

by GINOISGAY224 April 25, 2024

Jacob Douglas McGuire

the definition of a literal simp

Woah, do you see Jacob Douglas McGuire over there?
Yeah, he is a simp.

by Bruh_Moment1210 February 3, 2020

Jacob

A very respected mogger

“Oh my gosh look it’s the biggest mogger of all, Jacob!

by destroyedsickner November 20, 2023

Jacob

A Jacob is a very funny person, they love sports but can never play them because he sucks at. A Jacob is a very romantic person. Treat him good.

“Oh that Jacob is so fine🏈😍”

by Pussysoaker November 21, 2021

jacob

a beautiful person with a big heart

jacob has a big butt and a bigger heart.

by badingdongz November 22, 2021

Jacob

The main character

Jacob. Enough said

by Carrot3 August 15, 2022