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The one and only way to greet somebody named Irene.
Irene: "Hello!"
Response: "Hirene! How are you?"
Hirene by camisnotafurry December 15, 2020
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Spread him on a cracker 

A phrase used in response to seeing someone good-looking to emphasise how attractive you find them. You are essentially saying that someone is so attractive that you could eat them.
Kim: Did you see Chocolat?
Michelle:Yer, I love that film. Johnny Depp is so sexy in it.
Kim: Totally! I could just spread him on a cracker...

The Hidden Inch 

A covert technique used by men during sex when you reach behind and pulls your ball sac back and away from your body; this action enables your penis to extend forward hence revealing your hidden penile inch. Most effective on women you fuck for the first time and during doggy style when your partner is unaware of your activity.
I fucked my girl good last night, I gave her the hidden inch!

That bitch thinks I have a big dick but I fooled her with my hidden inch!
The Hidden Inch by steelerstevo April 21, 2015

Internet history 

Another name for a porn database. Do not show your mom/gf how to check your Internet history. Must be cleared after watching porn (trust me).
My gf looked at my Internet history long story short were not dating any more.
Internet history by Keith 69 September 6, 2015

Kettlethorpe High-School

Kettlethorpe High-School is apparently one of the best public schools in Wakefield, according to OFSTED.

When visiting 'Sketty-Ketty' ,as the locals call it, you will have the length of your skirt checked immediately by a bald fella' who has been accused of noncery on multiple occasions, he will then proceed to take your planner by force, regardless of the fact if you don't have one; as is the way of Gaz Mellor.

The school is riddled with wannabe chavs and roadmen that will head to the local area known as "Fag-end"to chain smoke cigarettes to give the early onset of lung cancer, as it is trendy within British culture.

SHIT AND PISS EVERYWHERE IN THE BOYS TOILETS I TELL YA!!!!!
Sketty-Ketty is pro'er filled with chavs, wouldn't want my kids going there.,

Garreth Mellor is a fat nonce.

Kettlethorpe High-School is rarted

Lennox High School

Lennox high school is located on the south east side of South Dakota Lennox High was created to crush all dreams a child could possibly imagine. The administration of Lennox High School has an embarrassingly low average IQ because they too graduated from Lennox High School. Those who graduate Lennox High and finally escape tend to get low paying jobs at blue collar establishments and become alcoholics or drug abusers.
Lennox high school killed my dreams now I’m homeless