Ghost shit

(v) the act of taking a shit, wiping, and having nothing on the toilet paper

"dude something weird happened to me yesterday"

"what?"

"I took a huge shit but when I wiped there was nothing on the paper!"

"Oh then you must've taken a ghost shit"

by Mr. DookeyHead May 22, 2016

Ghost hunter

An African American female that only dates white men

Laquisha only messing with morgan because she's a ghost hunter

by Booty puffin May 19, 2016

Ghost

verb. To exit a party, gathering, or location when the attraction has been exploited or you have overstayed your welcome. See also bounce and roll out.

Looks like we've thoroughly emptied Hannah's chocolate fountain. Squad, it's time to ghost from this grad party.

by Ahab, Destroyer of Nations May 17, 2016

corporate ghosting

The subtle process by which a company eliminates black people in prominent positions in order to make themselves seem more elite. The black folks disappear like ghosts and seem to vanish without great fanfare. whitening, ghosting, white flight, corporate America, elitism, ghetto, glass ceiling, executives, Fortune 500, diversity, chamber of commerce, corporation, business

I've noticed a lot of corporate ghosting in the media since President Obama is nearing the end of his term. The anchors used to be more diverse and now they have returned to mostly white men. Oh well, it was nice while it lasted!

by joecoolthefool June 14, 2016

ghost crush

When you like someone and they don't know you exist

Sarah: I have a ghost crush on Steve

Rachel : You want me to tell him about you

by ayee_mans April 25, 2016

ghost unicorn

A actual retard or someone that's IS A STRAIGHT dumbass.

Also can mean a MLG

Your honestly a ghost unicorn right now.

by Thatmlggamer September 15, 2016

Ghost-pull

The act of being being extremely close to hooking up with / pulling someone but then stopping at the critical moment. You know you could have got the whole way if you wanted to but you thought better of it, often because you have a girlfriend/boyfriend. Essentially, your "ghost" pulled, but you remained faithful.

Man 1: I must have ghost-pulled about 3 girls last night, they all wanted me so bad.
Man 2: Thats good you remained faithful to your girlfriend, you are such a top bloke.

by Cantona93 September 4, 2016