ur mom

The best insult that anyone could ever use on someone.

1: Hey, what time is it?
2: Ur mom
1: Damn man you got me

by getJasonTodded July 21, 2022

UR MOM

This word is meant to offend people that don't have moms and kids that are orphans!

Ur mom was so stunned she left the hospital as soon as she saw you!

by KILLUA face July 22, 2022

if you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach

yes it’s true, if u stretch ur food will in fact full the closest dog to you. so be careful u don’t wanna to over weight a dog

“Don’t stretch after eating! Your food will go inside a dogs stomach! If you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach”

by dog fans July 22, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom is your birth giver.

Jeff: hi
Mark: ur mom
Jeff: *cries*

by InvalidUser July 27, 2022

ur mum

well duh it is ur mum what else were you expecting.

Timmy: can you come to my house after school?
you : no

timmy : why

you: UR MUM

by good peoples July 29, 2022

Ur Mom

Usually fat, thicc or, gay

Guy1 ur mom is gay
Guy2 *loads pistol *

by Urdadleft July 29, 2022

ur mom

ur mom is a definition of a particular overweight/fat women with autistic children.

"ur mom is so fat she ate the hamburger sign"

by iloverocksandeatingfrogsstarve July 30, 2022