ninja trucker

a fucktastic trucker with all the skill of a ninja, like the abilty to kill you with a single honk.

"the ninja trucker set out to destroy all of the opposing fleets crew with a mxture of ti-chi and bad songs from the south

by Captain Pumperloaf March 7, 2009

Ninja

A virgin

+Ligma died of ninja.
-what’s ninja?
+a virgin

by Real Craig November 5, 2018

Ninja Nights

When you just start dating a girl that has kids and you have to sneak your ass over there to get some.

Man I can’t wait to have some ninja nights with this new chick I met.

by SGT. H2O April 30, 2019

Ninja Bitch

You're now-ex girlfriend who pretended to be nice and sweet but then showed herself to be the most bitchy bitch in the world

Guy 1: How's your girl?
Guy 2: Not mine anymore. She's a ninja bitch

by Azden May 18, 2015

ninja bewtz

shoes that have wheels but are still quiet and deadly by touch.(except for the ninja)
Often used by ninja who cant afford a skateboard or invisible bicycle.

ninja bob: hey ho check out these new ninja bewtz.
minglee: wow man those are so cool! can i touch them
ninja bob: sure, i wanted you dead anyway.

by crazieXninja October 21, 2008

Ninja

you kiss your mother with that mouth

The Ninja Says: TF YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT. HAHAHAHA..SA..HAHAHAH. YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH.

by Sp00pD0gg May 16, 2019

Ninja

Famous Fortnite player that made the game more played, played with Drake, Travis Scott, and Juju. He also used to play PUBG, and makes $500,000 a MONTH playing Fortnite Battle Royale.

Bro did you see Ninja's new YouTube video? He got 29 kills in a solo-squad!!!

by iDoodle Ant May 16, 2018