The day where you start to see how big of a gentleman ya father really is.What?Your father doesn't just say "You don't bring me anything" like he does for me every year?Wow,you guys must be having a bad time whenever June comes over.At least it's still March :) but then there's mother's day.Come on guys,go prepare!
Friend:So I bought USA's strongest tank,some deodorant that is guaranteed to get my stepdad all them girls,and some new manly ass shoes that will ironically make other shoes dirty instead of themselves when being stepped on.All that for June 21st.
Me:Duuuuuude,chill.Father's day is just a day.That's way too much stuff to buy for a day.Plus,your mom was out of her damn mind when she decided to marry that selfish idiot.
Friend:You talkin' trash about my parents?Let's see what karma has to say about this.
Karma:Hey what's up guys it's biggie cheese.
Friend:Wrong line!
Me:Does this happen every single year?Anyway,in father's day,my father be like: "You don't have to bring me anything." It just really frustrates me! *Proceeds to talk some nonsense for the next ten minutes*
Friend:I have been successfully convinced to hate father's day now.
Me:Duuuuuude,chill.Father's day is just a day.That's way too much stuff to buy for a day.Plus,your mom was out of her damn mind when she decided to marry that selfish idiot.
Friend:You talkin' trash about my parents?Let's see what karma has to say about this.
Karma:Hey what's up guys it's biggie cheese.
Friend:Wrong line!
Me:Does this happen every single year?Anyway,in father's day,my father be like: "You don't have to bring me anything." It just really frustrates me! *Proceeds to talk some nonsense for the next ten minutes*
Friend:I have been successfully convinced to hate father's day now.
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Get the Dirty Dai mug.Possibly the best day of the week in art class. It's the day that all people celebrate the beauty of life. It's great to be alive on prompt day!!
Katelyn: Today sucks.... I hate mondays.
Amy: But it's prompt day!!
Kayla: Oh muffins... prompt day fills my soul with glee!
Ryon & Will: Well... that was awkward.
Tessa: Shut up, nothing is awkward.... especially on prompt day.
Amy: But it's prompt day!!
Kayla: Oh muffins... prompt day fills my soul with glee!
Ryon & Will: Well... that was awkward.
Tessa: Shut up, nothing is awkward.... especially on prompt day.
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Get the a day at the spa mug.A replacement to the term "The Good Ole' Days," "Applebutter Days" refers to a time when things were better/easier/happier.
This is derived from a reference to the days when it was fun and socially acceptable to sit around the cafeteria table and discuss various alternate meanings for the term applebutter.
This is derived from a reference to the days when it was fun and socially acceptable to sit around the cafeteria table and discuss various alternate meanings for the term applebutter.
"Hey, remember that time you got so drunk you couldn't see?"
"Yeah, we used to do that stuff all the time. Those were the applebutter days."
"Back in the applebutter days, cartoons didn't have to be politically correct."
"I don't want to go to work today. I want to go back to the applebutter days of college."
"Yeah, we used to do that stuff all the time. Those were the applebutter days."
"Back in the applebutter days, cartoons didn't have to be politically correct."
"I don't want to go to work today. I want to go back to the applebutter days of college."
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Get the Stinky Day mug.The middle of a work week (Tuesday-Thursday); used in the context of having some rum to help climb a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.
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