max defense mode

When Mary tries to proof she's right saying total bullshit

Mary got into max defense mode, she must be fucking crazy

by Elona Muzzgy February 28, 2023

Max Sites

Max is my boyfriend!! Hes so pretty and handsome and i love him so much!! Hes my favorite boy ever and im so proud that i get to say hes mineee <3

Max Sites is Avas!!

by avalynn0610 April 22, 2024

Jordyn and max

the best couple in the whole world

have you seen Jordyn and Max? they locked in for life

by BigBoOtBitcCh August 21, 2022

Max

A guy you has a girlfriend named ava and ex name is alexis who is fucking super mad because she cheated on him

omg fuck alexis and her family and max is god

by jjwjsjs February 4, 2022

beef maxing

Grabbing your dick and beating it with a meat mallet until it’s smashed into little patties

Hey John have you started beef maxing

by President Pork March 19, 2024

Max

Max is a pleb. he has crusty ass hands and shwanks in the school bathrooms every period

max you fucking pleb stop shwanking in the bathroom.

by rtryuhj April 28, 2022

Max

Max's are the best people to be around, and liked by everyone. They're funny, and enjoyable to spend time to talk to. A conversation with them can always end in a good laugh, leaving you in a better mood than before. They're also incredibly smart, and get good grades, seemingly easily. They're also athletic, and do sports, probably more than one. They've likely received some type of award due to being such an awesome person and everyone loving them. But they always remain humble for all of their achievements, which makes them even more likeable. Most importantly, they are kind and caring. Being friendly to everyone, they are easy to approach. They treat everyone fairly and with respect. Overall, Max's are amazing people, and you would be the luckiest person to get to know them.

"Hey, have you met Max? He's a really great person."

by @1k0 July 6, 2022