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Donkey Shite

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donkey shite idk what to say its just me
by donkey shite February 27, 2022
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Donkey Liquid

The unholy byproduct of a donkey after consuming nothing but jalapeños and expired dairy. Often found pooling in unfortunate places, it’s best known for clearing out rooms, disrupting friendships, and making even the strongest of men weep uncontrollably.
Damn. Who let that donkey eat those jalapeños? He's been spewing donkey liquid all day!
by Ryunoku September 28, 2024
mugGet the Donkey Liquidmug.

donkey knot

When three men tie their penises together in a counterclockwise overhand knot and proceed to shuffle back and forth until the knot is fully winched or until the first man ejaculates
My friend Carlos said he was busy and couldn’t go to the bar my best guess is he it’s currently stuck in a donkey knot with his roommates
by Junebug02 December 3, 2023
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Donkey Kong

Donkey kong is an ape i guess. i just wanted to put MONKEY somewhere cuz i was bored in class
by UGH SOMEONE TOOK MONKEY MAN December 18, 2023
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Gronk Donkey

An especially big gronk, more than likely an ugly gronk. An idiot.
That woman Maryanne is a gronk donkey frick meeeeeee!!!
by Bimbam69 July 8, 2024
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donkey-orifice

What Bob Ebeling's superior told him not to be when he reported that the Space Shuttle Challenger had unsafe rocket-boosters.
I'd rather be called a donkey-orifice a million times than not speak out against a design-flaw that would likely cost the lives of seven astronauts.
by QuacksO March 5, 2019
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swamp donkey

A savagely obese female , lowest of the lows , someone you have to say your drunk friend from sleeping with
Bro that bitch is a swamp donkey run while you still can !
by Euro Clips April 30, 2016
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