Sam

Gaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

“Sam is gay”
“We been knew”

by StrangersFromTheOutside November 23, 2021

Sam

Corjugate Morjugate

“Did Sam remember to corjugate morjugate?”
“Of course, and don’t be redundant.”

by Squippp November 23, 2021

Sam

Sam is a 27 year old (28 on Sunday) man from New Jersey. He's 5'9 but will tell people he's actually 5'10. Sam hasn't been to the gym in over a month. In his free time, he plays music in the band Stitched In Blue, who have a concert on December 13th at East Berlin. Sam is disorganized and spontaneous, but writes it off as "hot girl energy" when in reality he has ADHD.

Person #1: yo are you going to the Stitched In Blue concert on December 13th? I heard Sam is gonna be there.

Person 2: Oh killer! He's what like 5'10?. And he plays piano!

Person 1: He actually learned bass for the band.

Person 2: Rad. That guy is a heck of a 27 year-old if we're talking before Sunday, November 28th.

by DefNotSam November 23, 2021

Sam

sam is man who isnt afraid to show all his sides, especially his down under. He loves to play Minecraft and proceed to go on some peculiar websites. this guy is a lad. if you come in contact with him its your lucky day. don't forget him, because he will. hang on to him like a biscuit, he likes biscuits. and shoving them up his cheeks

today i met a sam vecey. he is a lad

by glizzylover69420 November 23, 2021

Sam

Sam is a person (male or female) that doesn’t think about them selves more than others they can be some of the nicest people to be around but aren’t always there in the head, they usually are easily distracted but can jump back on topic by just repeating yourself and they often don’t know what to say but try to fit what you’re talking about with any possible word to explain their thoughts

Ted: I was talking with Sam earlier but I think he was ignoring me
Pat: did you try saying it over again or forget he/she can be a dumbass sometimes

by Aaaaa223 November 23, 2021

sam greenspan

Boy who gets no girls and the girls he does get have missing teeth and vapes in the school toilets

You are a Sam greenspan

by Anonymous11225569 November 24, 2021

Sam

The name is Sam .. he must definitely got 98% .. wherever he go .this tag 98 follows him and people on the earth laud him "LORD SAM"

Eg .Ohh sam !!!my god damn !! 98%

by Anti bigger foundation November 24, 2021