Sam collins

It’s all about the mets baby cmon baby get a home run baby love the mets baby love the mets

Mets Sam Collins mets

by Phil Collins & Sons November 4, 2021

Sam

Yes Sams can be jerks but they are easily lovable. If you see one give him a hug. After everything hes been through he deserves it.

Julia: look at him! Thats the guy you like right?
Maggie: Yeah thats him. His name is Sam!

by Bambi<3 November 12, 2021

Sam

Looks like Bobby Hill. The smartest dude you'll ever meet. He's adorable with his mannerisms. He's a redneck but not the yee-yee kind. He's mean sometimes but in a funny way. Will do anything for 5 dollars. Loves Metallica. Claims he's black bc of his black cousin.

Stfu Sam, you suck ass at 8 ball. I AM THE GD QUEEN.

by INeedToPeeNow November 14, 2021

Sam

fucking masterpiece absolute chad no other become so perfect. possibly the reincarnation of jesus christ

Sam is literally the reincarnation of the Lord

by Possibly Isaac November 14, 2021

Sam

A person with a JUICY COCK. Hes an awesome sugar daddy who is rascist but SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Sexy!!!

THAT NIbbA BE LOOKIN LIKE A SAM!

by Senior jackolantern November 15, 2021

Sam

Sam is just so juicy he likes sucking your pe is. He loves licking banies

Sam loves to drive around in a white van chasing little kida

by The Hunky man November 15, 2021

Sam

HES THE MOST AMAZINGEST PERSON EVER AND SO FLIPPING SMART AND DESERVES EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD AND DONT EVEN DENY IT BTW

ok i'm not gonna add an example but this was written by the second most amazing person ever after sam ofc 😋

by second most amazing person November 20, 2021