Perfect guy/girl

Not real

Person 1: "I met the most perfect guy/girl online!"
Person 2: "those aren't real you fucking moron. Go touch grass"

by JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF March 22, 2022

perfect

ash lynx

"hey, can you give me the definition of perfect in two words?" "yeah, ash lynx"

by delicious bug September 29, 2021

whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP

oh god plz help me WAAAAAAAAAAAwooper whooper whooper whooper jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP

freind: hey want some of deez?
me: whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
also me: *looks at friend*
also me from the also me: hey where did he go
friend: ah finally I'm in the backrooms away from this guy
also friend: * R E A L I Z A T I O N *

by talkplaymore May 6, 2023

Perfection

Perfection is defined as Sydney Donathan. A girl so pretty you have to turn your head, so pretty that you can’t take your eyes off her. A girl so caring and loving. Someone you can talk to and someone that can make you laugh. So hard working and so smart you know she’ll do great things.

Sydney Donathan is absolute perfection.

by Dr man and his disciples December 10, 2023

perfect genitalman

What da suave dude in da top hat and three-piece suit actually is in his private life.

Many a guy pretends to be da "perfect gentleman", but there are also such things as "gentleman's clubs" where naked women perform, and so any dude who frequents those establishments is really just a "perfect genitalman", in dat his main interest is just to view (and hopefully be allowed to touch) da reproductive organs of fellow humans.

by QuacksO April 30, 2023

perfecter

its basically better than perfect in every way. Perfecter is the perfect but then add more perfectness.

“You’re perfect.” “Nope, your perfecter, I win.”

by noahrhiahahahahhahaudjsj October 14, 2021

Perfect

Graci Laird

Definition of perfect

by Therealest91119 January 30, 2022