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pull my finger

An ancient trick where one gets someone to pull his finger so he can fart.
Hey boy, pull grandpa's finger!
by LudwigVan December 20, 2003
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Love of my life

Someone who means the world to you and you love very much- Gitty
by lllllllllly April 5, 2020
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My peepee itches

Alex: “my peepee itches
Dr. Mario: “ you have genital herpes
by pp McSandwich February 26, 2019
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oh my ganj

phrase used by marijuana users when expressing disappointment, shock, or amazement.
a replacement for the more commonly used oh my god.
Ex. 1.: Oh my ganj! I spilled the bongwater again!

Ex. 2.: My FedEx package from Vancouver came today, oh my ganj!
by Ben Verbeck January 8, 2009
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eat my shit

An insult which can be said to someone who is pissing you off, shortened to EMS
Would you like to Eat My Shit you massive fucking cock face?!?!
by Phat Ba*d May 11, 2006
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love of my life

that one person who you feel the warmest affection & gratefulness for of any lover, including your soulmate, because the love of your life is the one who made the ideas of intimacy, vulnerability, and uninhibitedness just click for you

*the love of your life is different than your soulmate
He was the first person I felt I could be all of myself with, who I could enjoy sitting in silence with, who showed me how to finally see life in a way that made sense to me; he was the love of my life.
by dhkdgkhdg May 30, 2015
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My Fellow Americans

A phrase which normally immediately precedes some of the most mindless, pandering crap you will ever hear; typically used by politicians and when they want something or are announcing any number of plans to further screw the American population. Used to further the illusion that those in power are in some way equal to those under their power. The public speaking equivalent of a Flag Pin
My Fellow Americans, i'm pleased to tell you today that I have signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever; we begin bombing in five minutes - Ronald Reagan, mic check "joke", 8/11/84
by orbitn September 10, 2011
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