Strom-Job

A blow job taken to the next level. Closely related to a Dew-Job, but instead of involving Mountain Dew Voltage being consumed while getting a blow job, the dude eats a Stromboli.

"Dude, last night my girl gave me a killer strom-job and I had to try to not get pepperoni all over her. She was too busy with the sausage, any way!"

by J-Pot December 6, 2009

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e-job

an electronic blow job given online. They generally occur over voip programs, such as ventrilo, in a passworded channel. Many women use e-jobs in addition to other attention grabbing tactics to gain control and power within a guild or other sort of gaming community.

I hear that Chocolatbear gives the BEST e-jobs!

by Chocolatbear June 13, 2008

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Steve-Job

When someone buys an Apple product right before the announcement of a new/upgraded version of the product that the person just bought.

Essentially, it's Apple fucking you over.

Named after Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple.

Person 1: Dude, you heard about the new iPod touch? It has a damn camera now!

Person 2: Wait, I just fucking got an iPod touch, and you're telling me they just released another one!?

Person 1: Sounds like someone just got a Steve-Job.

Person 2: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!

by SOBKiller504 September 2, 2010

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Can Job

Getting a blow job while your partner is on the toilet.

Julie had to shit last night while she was blowing me. So we switched it up and she gave me a can job instead.

by NannerTart July 31, 2016

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Shine-Job

When a women white knuckles the base of a male penis while attempting to give a handy; usually resulting in blisters forming.

Jordan~ "Why are you walking so awkwardly?"
Joey~ "I was with Big Court last night and she gave me a Shine-Job."
Everyone in the room~ "ooooooo sorry man"

by rook34 May 6, 2015

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