Dad

Youngest is always the favourite and never isn't drinking coffee

Any kid: where's all the food and coffee gone
Mum: your dad's probably the culprit

by PurpleRefrigerator December 23, 2022

dad

mf you explain i’ve never had one lmao

Jay- hey bro where’s dad?
Sam- don’t know haven’t seen him for 16 years

Jay- oh shit bro i’m sorry

by cummer<3 January 05, 2022

Dad

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Could not find: Dad
Did you mean: Man who went to go get milk and hasn't come back after 15 years?

by TheRedPandaMafia854 May 17, 2022

dad

gon

dad went to get milk

by dad destroyer September 25, 2019

Dad

Someone who takes there time to get milk

Dad:I'm going to get the milk brb

Child:ok
Child:it's been 9 years I bet he's going to get loads of milk
Mum:I don't want to tell you this but
Child: but what mum?
Mum:it's quite common for dads to say I'm going to get the milk,it's another way of saying "bye I'm never coming back"

by Onilycs June 01, 2020

Dad

something you don’t have

no dad lol

by klausswifey March 13, 2022

Dad

A person that left your life when you were a kid

“My dad never came home with the milk,so I’ll go look for him.”

by Kitty_Kat08 January 30, 2022