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alterno-mom 

Noun.Contraction of "alternative lifestyle mom".Same as alterna-mom. Punks, Neo-Hippies, or other females who are into alternative culture (tatoos, attachment parenting, extended rebellious adolescence) and who breed.
That alterno-mom is trying a little too hard to pretend like she is still in her twenties, with her hot pink hair, driving a minivan full of kids around.
alterno-mom by Misanthropic October 13, 2005
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Your Mom 

The reason Mick Jagger can't get no satisfaction
Your mom is the reason I can't get no satisfaction
Your Mom by Cairnage January 14, 2010

Hot mom hair 

When a milf has really nice hair, know what I mean, I'm talking about upper-middle-class mom in lululemon type hair.
The woman walking her dog across the street has hot mom hair.
Hot mom hair by decdaddy December 1, 2020

Cool Mom 

1. A mother (usually that of a tween or teen-ager) that also dresses preppy. (See prep, preppy, tween.)

2. A mother that treats her teen-agers as peers by aiding, allowing, and/or encouraging them to partake in adult activities in the home that include but are not limited too drinking, drugging, and sex.
1. Brittany bugged her mother to buy the polo shirt at American Eagle so that she would look like a cool mom.

2. Jane bought her gurls(see gurls) their favorite wine coolers for their beach trip. She just wanted to be a cool mom.

3. In Chapel Hill, a very liberal town, co-ed sleepovers are common. Cool moms just have to knock on the bedroom door before entering.
Cool Mom by T. - M. September 22, 2008

Masons Mom 

The biggest slut in the world. Once fucked her sons entire football team at the same time. Favorite position is Double Penetration in the ass. Her son is the product of a crazy midget sex orgy. Has fucked every man on the planet at least once.
Last night my friends and I fucked masons mom
Masons Mom by Mason Moore January 22, 2008

your mom 

a cut down used when one person realizes that they have been cut down and dont have anythig good to say.
smart: hey dude why dont you go to the doctor and ask him to find a ghostly outline of where your balls used to be and have him put some new ones on

retard: oh yeah well..... YOUR MOM
your mom by cumshot22 April 15, 2003