Slappin’ Legs

A formerly popular Southern euphemism for sex. (verb)

“Everybody knows that those two have been slappin’ legs.” -My Grandmother

by kinkytwinky June 25, 2018

Stanky 2 legs

The stanky 2 legs is a move where a female with a unpleasant vagina jumps and wraps her legs around a persons face much like a facehugger from Aliens vs Predators. In which the smell from her stanky vagina knocks the man out cold.

That man was no match for the stanky 2 legs move.
Watch out, watch out and hes down, knocked out cold by the stanky 2 legs.

by Oliver Doyle February 6, 2019

Tucheng legs

Uncovered legs with excessive mosquito bites, scars or bruises.

“Damn, she got tucheng legs, bro.”

by Bobbyanalog October 22, 2023

Schrödinger's Legs

The peculiar phenomenon of suddenly becoming unsure how many legs one has, and where exactly they are. Particularly when the legs don't appear to know either.

The phenomenon most commonly occurs during toilet breaks after long nights of drinking.

"Alas, dear chap, I appear to have a sudden case of Schrödinger's Legs. Might I perchance borrow your umbrella to prop up my uncertain undercarriage?"

by SunGnif July 28, 2023

Legging Legs

Lean or skinny legs that are ideal for wearing leggings.

“I wish I had Barbie’s body… she has a slim waist and legging legs”

by user653225686 March 27, 2024

shaft leg

When your dick droops down as long as your leg

Girl: ohh shit he has a shaft leg

by Newkitty September 4, 2016

Sketty Leg

A Cigerette or a joint as in weed or hash. Also a person that walks with a limp or appears to have a rubber leg.

Sketty Leg- SKETTY LEG!!!!!!!...do you see how that guy's walkin...yea he definetly caught a sketty leg or appears to have a bad case of the sketty leg. "Hey..when you fire that sketty leg up...let me get a drag off that skag."

by Soggybottom Sumbitch August 7, 2008