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Kevin

Some corny nigga who tries to make himself look cool but hes unfunny as hell, and he has a j*b, but doesnt sh*wer
Kevin: how do i enlarge my dih size gng?

me: vro sybau kevin 💔💔🔋🔋🌧️🌧️
by Vrosky April 26, 2025
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Kevin 2

That back up Kevin you have when the other Kevin is a glasses wearing white boy who could leave you any day now. Kevin 2 is also a horny weeaboo who has a lot of "glue" inside of all of his manga. Make sure he never physically touches you and never let him borrow any of your stuff because whatever is on his hand is not "glue".
Alright Kevin 2, original Kevin just died so play Smash Bros with me now
by Assasin101 November 27, 2019
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Kevin

a bitch ass nigga who simps for a girl named “Aylin” and ditches his friends for her.
damn that’s a Kevin
by kevin200703 November 22, 2021
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Kevin

Kevin=something bad

Just like owen(something bad)
For example: Gurt:yo bro your Kevin asfk rn.
by Kevin ran April 28, 2025
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Kevin Spacey

Having sex with anymore younger coworker than when word gets out denie the allegations and say your gay
"hey dude i think dat im a have to kevin spacey that thang."
by hackupthedogbitch December 6, 2017
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Being a Karen/Kevin

Being a Karen/Kevin: (Predicate Nominative Phrase): A crime punishable by law equal in consequence to false reporting, defamation of character and/or murder. Definition: When a white person involves themselves without prompting in the life or business of a person of color, who is not committing any crime, in order to jeopardize their ability to pursue happiness, maintain freedom(s), and/or preserve their own life--potentially stripping said person(s) of their inalienable rights. Karens and Kevins commit this crime (categorized under False Reporting and Defamation of Character & up to Murder, in rare cases) under the guise of care and concern and offering a helping hand(however incapable), entitlement, and/or unsolicited Saviorism if their intentions are good or ignorant, yet the impact on targeted people of color is exactly the same. More often this crime is committed with mal-intent by overt racists who proudly jeopardize the life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness of said victims of color. This crime is punishable by law, usually at the level of misdemeanor to felony, but the offender may receive up to a life sentence, if there is loss of life or punitive damages as a result of a Karen's/Kevin's carefully, careless actions.
Being a Karen/Kevin should be a crime punishable to the full extent of the law. A Karen made a false report on me saying that I harassed children under the age of 18 in my neighborhood. I've been through 6 months of court proceedings, but thankfully, my lawyer has assured me that I will walk out of the courtroom with him; if I were to be charged with this misdemeanor, I may no longer have unsupervised visits with my kids, and my 22-year-teaching career would end if I were blacklisted.
by Dr. Helix Nebula December 16, 2023
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Kevin

Kevin is hot and handsome. He won’t beg for affection from a woman because he knows he’s handsome. He’s a quiet guy but once he gets to know you , you won’t stop laughing. He is a great cook . He’s eyes are so beautiful they’ll make you want to have babies with him. There’s never a dull moment with Kevin around.
I’m keeping Kevin 😉
by Mapaseka November 23, 2021
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