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Little John

Bitch 1: remember that dude from yesterday

Bitch 2: yeah what about him
Bitch 1: I sucked him off but figured out that he has a little john.
Bitch 2: knew he had a small dick fucking loser
by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 20, 2021
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Pulling a John

It is when you walk up to a electronic device with complete confidence although you have no idea what you are doing, and you mess everything thing up.
One is Pulling a John when one grabs a remote control and set the TV to scan channels when he wanted to change the volume.

Or when your wait an hour for something to buffer then once it does, you fast forward it till it buffers again.
by Dracolord1208 October 2, 2011
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John Wick

The most deadly son of a bitch you dont wanna fuck with. Dont fight him in a office because he will kill you with a fucking pencil
OH SHIT, ITS JOHN WICK, HIDE THE PENCILS
by GimmeAllYourBeans February 11, 2020
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John Chess

That one guy that looks like Steve Jobs with a moustache who’s definitely the real creator of chess.
Remember when John Chess was definitely the real inventor of chess?
by LaithianIturbide August 11, 2021
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John Antonio

John Antonio is one of the most cracked players in fortnite my guy😈 He can get all the girls just by the look of his keyboard and mouse. And he always slap that b(ass) when he get home, I mean bass.
Omg is that John Antonio, he’s one of the best people in fortnite!
by The Place Of Facts July 21, 2020
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John arbuckle

A 400000 pound man that does nothing but cheat and have a iq of -56 and lays on the couch all day
John arbuckle make me lasagna not now Garfield I’m eating a 10000 pound chicken then 8000 pounds of Macaroni and cheese then get a discord kitten
by Rylan Caldwell July 2, 2022
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Oi john

This is used in cockney London slang to ask a bartender for a drink
Oi John get me a lager will ya
by Black night April 1, 2022
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