[bong hits] for [jesus]

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'lets take bong hits for jesus until we reach higher enlightenment'

by CheeseblockerFaceMaker March 13, 2009

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seeing Jesus in the toast

to see a pattern of something that is not really there or not formed by your believed cause.

Alex is really seeing Jesus in the toast when he claims that the Illuminati are communicating through magazine covers.

by Citation Puffin January 10, 2015

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If you ever meet someone named Jesus your very lucky he is always there for you and he is always tryna play fight he is very strong loyal and when you in a bad situation he will help you so that’s what a great friend is.

Jesus my friend

by zDeagleX January 6, 2019

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south park jesus

The one and only true savior. Has a very popular cable access show in South Park Colorado. Is known to smite sinners with a M-4 assault rifle.

Praise the greatness that is South Park Jesus!!!

by sicmyduck June 26, 2019

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Jesus H. Christ

The name of our lord and savior, Jesus Henry Christ.

Jesus H. Christ! my balls itch like the Dickens.

by Nunyabizppq December 6, 2019

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Jesus H. Christ

An exclamatory statement made to show intense emotion. The "H" stands for Helen, which is Jesus' middle name.

"I just wanna lather myself up with heavy whipping cream and roll around the kitchen"
"Jesus H. Christ, please stop talking right now. Also, the H in that sentence stood for Helen."
"Okay.

by HAMonWRY June 15, 2019

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