Jacob

A cute ass cracker that loves asians, aka Kaylie, and his aunt. Hates a little monkey named David and would love to suck a man named G a b e off.

Jacob is a nig...

by GINOISGAY224 April 25, 2024

Jacob Douglas McGuire

the definition of a literal simp

Woah, do you see Jacob Douglas McGuire over there?
Yeah, he is a simp.

by Bruh_Moment1210 February 3, 2020

Jacob

A very respected mogger

“Oh my gosh look it’s the biggest mogger of all, Jacob!

by destroyedsickner November 20, 2023

Jacob

A Jacob is a very funny person, they love sports but can never play them because he sucks at. A Jacob is a very romantic person. Treat him good.

“Oh that Jacob is so fine🏈😍”

by Pussysoaker November 21, 2021

jacob

a beautiful person with a big heart

jacob has a big butt and a bigger heart.

by badingdongz November 22, 2021

Jacob

The main character

Jacob. Enough said

by Carrot3 August 15, 2022

Shawn Jacob Gregory

Shawn Jacob Gregory, aka Shawny bingbong, aka floppily aka Papa Floppybob Cheeto Greg.
A christian nerd w glasses, bad at basketball and even worse with real balls. Head game lowkey trash (I'm a male), got a nice gf tho.

Shawn jacob gregory likes chicken tends

by shawnygregslover123 August 27, 2022