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I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."
"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"
by Khyzer September 18, 2019
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just be friends

The act of having friends.
A: They are such a nice friends
B: Yes! It's so nice to just be friends with someone
A: I wish I had friends too
by Patric Peterson February 9, 2020
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All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
by TakoTheMemer January 25, 2024
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just a pickaxe

they are user1874
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Just not funny

A joke that is "just not funny" is a really crap joke that only the person saying it finds funny. It is quite often a dad joke or a joke that is poorly timed and inappropriate for the situation it is said in. It's different than a dry joke in the sense that even the mostist lube couldn't make it wet.

"Just not funny" is also a way of describing a really salty dry person, who could really do with marinating in some moisture.

It can also be used off hand to aggregate people with residing hair lines.
by xelA.2 January 3, 2018
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just daho

an absolute seggs machine
one of the strongest most handsome brown boys you will ever meet
absolute sped but massive and muscly
able to pull any female he sets his sights on (or turn them lesbian)
Girl 1: Omg who is that seggsy brown boy?
Girl 2: Omg that must be the fabled Just Daho. He's so attractive. *moans aggressively*
by tejoshi 69 January 7, 2021
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Just play Minecraft bro

When your shit at every game, most notably (NBA2k, COD, Fortnite or Madden) and you have the harsh reality that you suck so that Minecraft Is your only option
Kyle: My Girl just 30 clipped me in 2k and my homeboy with a 60 overall no badges just fried me in 1v1 mycourt

Matthew: Yeah At this point just play Minecraft bro
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