Not screw a gift horse in the mouth

Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.

This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!

by bhnicfh August 28, 2011

horse stance

A sacred stance used to defend oneself from attackers. Space your legs apart and squat down so that your thigh and lower leg are at a 90 degree angle, while screaming NEEIGGH at the top of your lungs to make your assailent as uncomfortable as possible. May occasionally result in you getting kicked in the fun time spot, but worth the look on your attackers face if they are as confused as I am while writing this definition.

guy one: yo man let’s jump this foo’
target: back off! NEEIIIGGGHH!!!
guy two: shit man! He knows the horse stance!!!
guy one: lets beat it!

by biggie cheeze June 4, 2018

Shivering Horse

A particularly large and unpleasant defecation.

I got drunk last night and ate Chipotle and took the most epic shivering horse this morning.

by vastwen December 5, 2014

Skyrim horse

A skyrim-horse is a horse found in the game "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim"

As a consequence of its strange physics, it is verry good at climbing mountians and other elevated terrain.

(latin) "Climbus horseus"

Person1: Wow this mountian is pretty hard to climb.
Person2: Yeah i could realy use a "Skyrim horse"

by Skyrim connoisseur August 7, 2019

Killer horse

a horse that will end the multiverse.
the horses name is most likely "kil"
kil is a hopeless romantic and has had his best friend lost in the multiverse.
a killer horse most likely wants to completely obliterate the multiverse and reality.
he is also extraordinarily hot, and breedable .

person 1: oh my god, is that the killer horse
person 2: i think so, his name is kil
person 1: fuck

by Kil9797 October 16, 2022

horse crazy

A chick (or dude) who likes to fornicate with horses.

"Man Janette sure is horse crazy!"
"Dan is really into women who are horse crazy"

by TheGreatBambino22 November 14, 2017

Trojan Horse

When during intercourse the man penetrates the walls of troy(vagina) and the soldiers(semen) attack the city(female insides)

My dad Trojan Horsed his secretary and my mother was mad

by Thebigboppinbitch June 24, 2025