by Beefs🐢 August 23, 2023
When your drug dealer constantly hitting you up that they got ‘fire’ when it’s always garbage.
They got you up for the 18th time in 3 days ‘yo come through. I got that fire’
‘Nah man. I’m good. Are you really that hard off for my money’
When your one friend is always dressed with some flashy accessory or piece of clothing.
‘Are you really that hard off to make some kind of first impression’
When you borrow $5 from your coworker because you left your wallet home. They text you that night reminding you. Then first thing when you get in the next day
‘Yo you got that $5’
‘Yeah just gotta get change when we stop at Quick Chek’
Before you can get your wallet out when you get back to the truck
‘Yo were you able to get change’
‘Shit man. Are you really that hard off for $5’
They got you up for the 18th time in 3 days ‘yo come through. I got that fire’
‘Nah man. I’m good. Are you really that hard off for my money’
When your one friend is always dressed with some flashy accessory or piece of clothing.
‘Are you really that hard off to make some kind of first impression’
When you borrow $5 from your coworker because you left your wallet home. They text you that night reminding you. Then first thing when you get in the next day
‘Yo you got that $5’
‘Yeah just gotta get change when we stop at Quick Chek’
Before you can get your wallet out when you get back to the truck
‘Yo were you able to get change’
‘Shit man. Are you really that hard off for $5’
by Longstrides March 27, 2020
A magnum hard on is when you look into the eyes of a man laying alseep on the floor and get a massive erection and it pokes said man or woman and wakes them
Tanner: “oh yeah you look so sexy sleeping”
Titan: “what’s poking me?”
Titan: “yucky tanner get your magnum hard on away from me”
Titan: “what’s poking me?”
Titan: “yucky tanner get your magnum hard on away from me”
by Lookatmetantan October 08, 2023
Man1: Jenna Jamison is moaning.
Man2: That gives me a hard on.
Man1: Isn’t she hot?
Man2: My hard is on.
Man2: That gives me a hard on.
Man1: Isn’t she hot?
Man2: My hard is on.
by Jaythereal December 24, 2022
by Jitterbug567 January 25, 2023
Ooooh. It's too hard to resist temptation. That's your explanation. It's too hard not to manipulate your clients into fucking you and you would do the same if given the opportunity. That's the take away.
Hym "Ha! 'It's too hard' he says. There are studies on this actually. Men are approached by women and propositioned for sex and accept at a higher rate then women. David Buss cited it. But they still declined like 70% of the time. So I don't think it's THAT hard that you can say that you're not particularly weak. And as I've said before, if I had a fat cock, women WOULD be throwing themselves at me. That's what they do. That's literally how short-term reproductive interactions work. And I'm better looking than you. And a genius. And I'm pretty sure my guy fucked your daughter. 'You would do it too if you could!' Hahaha! Imagine if I said that? Maybe not Andy but IF not Andy then definitely Tristan. I refuse to accept that my victory isn't complete. And I'm pretty sure I've resisted raping and murdering. I'm actually KNOWN FOR THAT EXPLICITLY. "
by Hym Iam October 31, 2023
It's kicked back hard and ready to go
by Ms.Porkchop March 28, 2024