half a gimptard

Your mothers parents are gimptards and your fathers parents arent gimptards.

Half of my grandparents are grimptards the other half are fine so I’m half a gimptard!

by Half a Gimptard inc December 8, 2023

Half a gimptard

When one of your parents are a gimptard and the other is not

I’m half a gimptard because my mom is a gimptard and my dad is normal

by Half a Gimptard inc December 12, 2023

Half Cooked Potato

Is it a potato? Is it a buttery rock? Who Knows? But we all know Chad Higgins half cooked.

Who fucked up this potato? No one likes a half cooked potato. We all know who made it.... Chad.

by MumbleBeesHusband December 13, 2023

Half and half

Tea and lemonade with hella sugar added and sometimes flavoring. Popular in Baltimore

Ayo lemme get a sip of that half and half

by Bmoreslang December 5, 2022

half birthday december 5th

you will be very lucky to have this and a friend who gives you pressies on your dec 5th half birthday!

'I have a half birthday december 5th, that means im amazing!'

by ilooooveaxotlsss December 7, 2022

half band kid

A kid named Eric who somehow got sucked into the band kid crowd

Band kid 1: yo who’s this guy?

Band kid 2: oh it’s Eric, he’s a half band kid

Band kid 1: oh sick

by WormSoul December 13, 2022

Half-life

1. The time taken for the radioactivity of a specified isotope to fall to half its original value. the time required for any specified property (e.g. the concentration of a substance in the body) to decrease by half.
2. One of the best video games you could ever play along with Portal.

Scenario1: "Iodine-131 has a Half-life of 8.1 days"
Scenario2: I love Half-life, the story and gameplay is just mind blowing!

by Zach T. Radass December 19, 2022