Parent's male half-first cousin.
My half-first cousin-uncle is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
Get the half-first cousin-unclemug. When someone only reads half of something. Especially annoying during texting, leading to much confusion and miscommunication. Those jaded by this resort to phone calls for major planning, but this can be heavily resisted by introverts. They will not answer and then respond with a text, thus beginning a vicious cycle.
Bro #1: "Where you at?"
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game! -_-"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* My bad bro. I half read. Be there in 30.
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game! -_-"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* My bad bro. I half read. Be there in 30.
by Yeti remains March 10, 2022
Get the Half Readmug. 1- Half-great-great-grandpibling's great-great-grandchild.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and one great-great-great-grandparent in common.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and one great-great-great-grandparent in common.
Half-fourth-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
Get the half-fourth-cousinmug. 
Get the half-niecemug. When a person ruins a TV show by just telling a part of it, and the other person ruins his life by thinking how the plot ended up there
You half-ruined Game Of Thrones for me!!
by Pseudonymous stark May 29, 2017
Get the Half-ruinmug. 