French Monday

When you smoke a joint and then proceed to Eiffel Tower a woman

“It feels like a French Monday too”

by Johnnie Kennedy/Austin Feltner June 2, 2025

French Peggy

Title for a person that was french pegged (not the pegger)

Mark enjoyed his time with his little french peggy, making sure to use the available length of the baguette.

by WKKSKRI June 2, 2025

Worse than French diarrhea

Extremely distasteful.

Mark: I heard you went and saw the new Claymation remake of "Citizen Kane" at the Odeon -- how was it?
Kip: Worse than French diarrhea -- unwatchable. We walked out and got frozen custard.

by FitofPeak2 June 11, 2025

French Wheelbarrow

When a man ejaculates on hardwood floor and is put into the wheelbarrow position by his partner. With tongue on the floor and slurps it up.

Man 1: Hey did you try out the French wheelbarrow with your girl yet?

by Pun Papi June 13, 2025

French Hickey

You know how a French Kiss is a kiss using the tongue? This is a hickey using a guillotine.

Guy 1: Remind me again how Marie Antoinette died?
Guy 2: French Hickey

by dumb smarto December 1, 2022

French fries

Lies

Stop throwing “French fries” at me , throwing “Frenchies”

by [e-mail] December 3, 2022

spanish is better than French

cuz yeah

spanish is better than French since yes

by reahna, ewqwsrdtfyughujkdrtfgy December 12, 2022