D-Fleezed

When you are really really high or drunk as a motherfucker

Dude, I was fuckin D-Fleezed after I shotgunned 8 beers and smoked 5 Bluntz to the face, nigga.

by BradleyG June 1, 2009

d-way

(verb): to become deceived by the owner of a d-way. To get duped into thinking a person had a place to stay after the drugs run out.

After the cocaine was gone and Joe came out with a tennis racket, signaling it was time to leave, I realized I had been d-way'ed all along.

by Jointsmokers anonymous January 27, 2007

d-yub

to have sexual intercourse

"i just d-yubed that bitch"

by Carl White January 26, 2008

Thin D

Thin D - noun - a term used to describe someone acting like a bitch, soft cock or buster. D is referring to the man's nether region and thin is referring to the size.

antonym - Thick D

"We tried to get him to come to the bar with us but he was just being a Thin D."

by Da420Smoka May 6, 2012

YGTFUYL, D

You are going to FUCK up your life, dude.

If you don't leave that girl, YGTFUYL, D.

by hits_a April 16, 2008

T9'd

T9 is a predictive text function on many cell phones. it tries to anticipate the word you want to use based on a few letters you start typing, but often chooses an incorrect word. For example, "I'm at the bar" can turn into "I'm at the bbq" or "I'm at the car." Getting T9'd is what happens when the program works against you by choosing the wrong word, and you don't notice until it's too late.

What does this text you sent me mean? Your arm is coming into town?

No, my BRO is coming into town.

Ah, ok. I figured your message got T9'd.

by lwill November 15, 2010

tiny d

a small Dick. Not a very large memeber

I banged jake this weekend and he has a tiny D, poor bastard has a stack of dimes.

by B November 29, 2004