shromp cream

cream to make your dick grow faster.

Will needs some shromp cream for his 2.4 inch dick.

by reo251 January 27, 2022

Oatmeal Cream Pie

When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.

It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.

by Pete Camache June 25, 2025

Cream Team

A group of people who are all equally retarded

“Those people sure are a Cream Team together”

by melonfan0101029 August 29, 2023

Berries and cream

berries and cream was a very popular meme in late 2021. So be careful with what you say!

“i kinda feel like some berries and cream with this cake yk”
“gasp BERRIES AND CREAM BERRIES AND CREAM IM A LOTTLE LAD WHO LOVES BERRIES CREAM!”

by •Akamaatsu_san• January 2, 2022

Cream-crackered

British cockney slang for "nackered", meaning extremely tired or worn out.

"Wow, I'm feelin so Cream-crackered soon I might be brown bread!

by KingOfBBM January 11, 2020

Ass Cream

Creampie in the ass.

Come here, let me give you an ass cream.

by xShakey September 7, 2021

Cream show

When two or more guys jerk off at the same time to see who shoots his load the farthest leaving the fallout sticking to whatever it lands on under it's path

4th roommate yelling at the other 3 roommates as he enters the room from last night's contest, " OKAY THAT'S IT! NO MORE CREAM SHOWS UNLESS YOU COVER THE FURNITURE AND FLOOR WITH PLASTIC BEFORE YOU START! FUCKING STEPPED IN SOME AGAIN! THAT'S JUST RUDE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! "

by mia.dancer September 8, 2021