Suicide by cock

When a girl has sex with a guy with such a big cock that it pierces through her body and she dies

Stacy went over to Chad's place for a wild night of suicide by cock

by D Flawless October 31, 2021

Cock of Salami

A measurement of meat, standardized by the USDA. Measuring approximately three inches long, or the same size as an average penis in the US.

Shopper: "May I have a cock of salami?"
Grocer: "Sure thing ma'am, do you want that raw or wrapped?"

by Taglar Dreskk September 24, 2021

Iron cock

The definition of Jens

''Omg who is that?''
'' It's Jens the iron cock!''

by morerna September 29, 2021

Cock Scout

Any person who is on the look out for fine dicks. Not necessarily a homosexual. A phallus connoisseur.

My sister has quite the collection of cocks on her phone; she considers herself a cock scout.

by Dorcia October 10, 2012

Cock-Hopper

Same as Slut.

She's a cock-hopper!

by ShockRock November 14, 2012

Shower Cock

An impressively large penis sufficient to hold its own when viewed by one's peers in the shower.

'S'truth that bloke has some serious shower cock!'

'If you're going to bathe in those hot springs you'll need a decent shower cock if you don't want to be laughed at.'

'I won't walk right for a week - he was packing some monstrous shower cock.'

by StrangelySane November 14, 2012

Cocking the foreskin

The act of cocking the foreskin of ones penis, similar in fashion to cocking a pump action shotgun. This act is often performed prior to taking a piss and shouldn't be confused with masturbation.

I engage in cocking the foreskin of my penis before every piss to make sure its loaded

by OranageHasu16 December 4, 2012