Christian

Christian is an absolute best friend you could ever have, he will help you through your struggles, he is the type of person that would make everyone in his group laugh and joke around with his mates, he is a very sporty person and very fit, he does not show his emotions to his mates and will pick a fight with anyone he likes, he would also spar one of his mates either at school or at home. Christian falls in love really quickly and is wishing if his crush likes him back. He will always be the top one in his group of friends. You might really want a Christian in your life because he is the kind of person that will roast you but then he would hug you and say it was all a joke he will randomly say he loves you. He has a good jawline likes to show it off when he is taking a selfie. If you meet a Christian in your life make him feel loved and he will love you back.

Raymond: Yo did you see that guy Christian in our Year!
Jimmy: He is the meanest cunt and the best friend I could ever have.
Raymond: He gets all the ladies but likes this one girl.
Jimmy: Ik ayye he is the funniest person in our group.
Raymond: And has a good Jawline WOW

by david0987 September 18, 2019

Christian Hawkins Cum

When you get a cum load from your favorite assortment of random letters

I feel so normal. Too normal. I need a cup of Christian Hawkins Cum.

by Chocolate Factory the Willy Wa November 21, 2022

Ole Christian

The coolest teacher in school, will bring you hot chocolate. Will be your #1 fan and support you through thick and thin. Really happy all the time and delivers the best dad jokes!

person #1: Our teacher forgot about the test we were supposed to have today so we ate cake instead!
person #2: Lucky! Your teacher is such an Ole Christian!

by xxelmexx February 13, 2020

Christian LaCaze

Pretty much the greatest man on planet Earth

Christian LaCaze won the last four Nobel Peace Prizes.

by ThatOneGuy1231 October 1, 2016

super fundamentalist Christian church

What Kevinjthorton (a YouTuber) went to before he was fully gay

A super fundamentalist Christian church isJust a Christian church that needs money.

by Biemeret_Bro5 December 4, 2024

Christian Kale

It's Christian Bale, but with kale for head!

Wow. That kale just looks like Christian Kale!

by CptDoge November 14, 2016

Christian

Someone who is just a bit weird and may seem like a terrorist on the outside. But on the inside they are very kind, dedicated and caring. They make you laugh all the time with their dumb jokes stupid actions. They seem to get in trouble all the time but manage to get out of it un-harmed. Christian is a very nice person who doesn’t have many friends but few very good ones. One could say you are very lucky if you are friends with Christian.

Christian seemed like he was going to kill us all, but instead he helped us instead.

by Charlie Hudson December 31, 2021