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christian

a guy that's tired of searching his name up and only getting religion related results. has a really big dick and gets all the girls.
look at that christian
by idek my name January 23, 2017
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Christian

Christian in a little bit of everything. He's sweet, but he's a bitch. He's supportive but he's also an egotistical piece of shit. But no matter what he is, he is everything to you and you know you can never let him go. Christian is also extremely creative. He's an amazing writer and comes up with some of the best lines you've ever heard. Christian is also an overthinker. He's been hurt and hurt people too many times so now he's scared of love. He's scared of you. He's scared of breaking you or being broken by you. But still, Christian is everything.

P.S. What he wrote was about you and you know it.
Is that guy gay?

Oh, no that's just Christian.
by MilkChocolateBunny November 24, 2021
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Christian Dinner

The time that Christians have dinner, 5:30. Can also be any time between 5-6.
I’ll see you at Christian Dinner.
by soluseity May 24, 2024
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Christian

Christian, a fucking annoying person that has ADHD and autism if meet one walk the other way. He is a Nazi that's a satanist and wants to kill everyone. He will try and rape you first though before he kills you. If he doesn't rape you, then he will try to stab you to death and t-bag you until you get put into a graveyard.
Person 1: "Christian is coming towards us."
Person 2: "Lets walk the other way, before he talks about his fantasies of killing us"
by 4lw4ysR1ght October 27, 2019
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Christianity

all hail satan christianity
by pnenis June 28, 2022
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Christian

Christian is mostly commonly used as a term for a follower of Christianity or a common Christian name

but please stop making definitions that say Christian: Sexy guy, since that isn't an actual definition, I don't know who Christian is at all so STOP MAKING THESE STUPID DEFINITIONS I DONT HAVE TO FLIP THROUGH PAGES 1-58 in order to find an actual definition finally. For the love of god, literally.
"The Christians believe in Jesus, God, and the Bible (or at least their interpretation or version of the Bible)
by subbst June 9, 2024
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