call in dick

When a woman has a night of too much lovin' and can't make it to work the next morning.

"Hey, I didn't see you at work yesterday"

"I know, I went out with my new boyfriend and had to call in dick"

by fishboy123 August 30, 2013

Calling it spades

Dumbing down a very important/intense situation.
Chilling out something that shouldn’t be chilled out.

Call it spades-

Bro,
Stop calling it spades, she really loves you.

by lucy camenia September 7, 2023

Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang to show exclamation

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer

by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022

Call it a yogurt

A meaningless, unimportant, useless, money-leeching, mundane filler word that has no importance other than being at the end of sentences and serves to be infuriating.

"Dude, my dog died."
"Wow, call it a yogurt."
"What? I'm serious."
"Yeah, yikes... Call it a yogurt."

by lulucio March 27, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025

special call

when two people have spicy time over call or video call, also called phone sex.

person 1: damn man, i haven’t had a special call in weeks, im DYING
person 2: i? Okay

by -aishite- May 24, 2022

Sexdio call

Performing sexual or masterbation while on a video call with another person, while they do same or just watch.

Her boyfriend was out of town so she proposed that they should sexdio call because it had been a while since they had sex

by Rock'N'Robin January 17, 2022