I'm calling the police

A term used when someone does something extremely bad, weird, fucked up, degenerative, sexual, horny, frowned upon, or just something that makes your stomach feel like shit, or makes your heart actually fucking stop for a second because you need to catch a breath after seeing what bullshit someone posts or say. This term can also be used on sexual messages, if someone is being weird, people typically reply with "I'm calling the police" "What the fuck", and "FBI OPEN UP!". The phrase / slang "I'm calling the police" is an effective way to tell someone to shut the fuck up, and for them to reconsider their life before saying something again or to tell someone your really fucked up and need psychotic help now. The term is similar to replying the suicide hotline number "1-800-273-TALK (8255)" , to tell someone to call it, and seek mental help (since they probably do tbh).

Guy 1: What were you doing? It's been like 6 hours!.

Guy 2: Jacking off to changed rule 34.

Guy 1: I'm calling the police and the fucking FBI to throw yo horny ass in the slammer.
Guy 1: Bouta fuckin teach this degenerate nigga ass mothafucka some goddamn justice.

by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 20, 2023

Call him Miss Ross

Derogatory term used for someone in the public eye (typically an athlete or actor) who has a reputation of being a prima donna or self-important.

Based on Diana Ross insisting people ‘call (her) Miss Ross

‘Randy Moss is a total diva. Call him Miss Ross.’

‘Eh, call him Miss Ross. Every fantasy league he’s been in (name of owner) has managed to irritate all the other owners’

by Ten Forward December 10, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

tree called tart

treakle tart mispronounced

a tree called tart

by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023

Call Of Duty

when boys play it at 3 am, they all turn racist and spit out racist slurs with no backlash, they go all out with no boundaries. You have been warned

*3 am playing Call Of Duty*
Boy 1: OMG THIS GUYS A N*****
Boy 2: STOPP KILLING ME YOU N*****
Boy 3: NOOB KILLER STOP YOU F****** R***** N*****

by Myyotic April 20, 2022

O'Shea Jackson Senior Is Subterfuge Personified, So It Is Called "Jupiter Morningstar"

O'Shea Jackson Senior Is Subterfuge Personified, So It Is Called "Jupiter Morningstar"

O'Shea Jackson Senior Is Subterfuge Personified, So It Is Called "Jupiter Morningstar"

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

Called To Pee

You are the people who pee on jelly fish stings

Hey gary its time your Called To Pee

by [e-mail] January 26, 2024