The Base

The one friend in your group that got a deep voice and you tease him about it.

Friend:Hi
Me:Damn dude you The Base,since preschool you were called The Base

by Daggerxoxo December 15, 2017

merit-based

"Merit-based" immigration system

Not too dark, way much lighter. More like Norway, less like Africa

Trump wants a "merit-based" immigration system.

by Viva la resistance January 16, 2018

52nd base

Complete the 12th base while robbing a bank with Betty White analing you from behind using a strap-on.

Phil: I had the weirdest dream last night.

Betty: Was I on you back analing you with a strap-on as you robbed a bank and completed base 12 at the same time?

Phil: Yeah!! How did you kn--

Betty: That wasent a dream, you completed the 52nd base

by BiWgAcBoScEkY May 3, 2018

1st Base

The act of eating ass

Damn dude, we went to 1st Base last night and that ass was amazing

by CHARLIE EATS ASS May 4, 2018

Twentieth Base

Sucking your own dick and cumming in your eye and forcing yourself to cry to wash out the cum

Wow, last night I his twentieth base... I am now blind

by Dr Cocktor May 6, 2018

Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.

Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.

by The Earl of Sandwiches May 9, 2018

quarter base

When you first hold hands with your girl.

Dude: yo, last night I mad it to quarter base!!!
Bro: you guys holdin’ hands already? BET

by Hotmommalover69xxxomega May 14, 2018