Asshole

When someone is being really mean and you want to offend them.

Oh so Billy was being so rude and disrespectful.
So that means she is an asshole then.

by Noobmaster2248 August 16, 2021

Tear asshole

The act of releasing a rather large and unpleasant smelling fart

Did you just tear asshole?

by Chickmagnet112 August 22, 2021

DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE

A phrase used to strongly reinforce and help paint an extremely vivid image in the listeners mind when describing something to those who are possibly imagionatoraly impaired or have a total lack of imagination altogether.

"OI what happened to you last night mate because you've woken up today looking and smelling like a DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE"

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021

Asshole

Its means a fucking anoying mf bitchy bitch who is spoiled

What an asshole

by That one anoying human June 1, 2021

Asshole

Someone who bumps/demos in Rocket League

"Noah you're an asshole

by Manuteeh June 10, 2021

butt-asshole

A butt-ass which has a hole. The same as ass-butthole.

Smelly butt-asshole!

by Esa4 June 15, 2021

Asshole Widening

Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.

Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.

1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.

Friend: Why is that?

Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.

2.

Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.

by danasp_42 May 12, 2021