Red Apples

When you suck way to hard on your man's nuts and he ends up with Red Apples.

Omg Becka I totally gave Tim some Red Apples last night.

by JoJo Jynx December 13, 2021

Creamy Apple Jack

A pair of boxers that you've jacked off into so consistently the fabric becomes soggy, just like apple jacks on a Saturday morning.

Yeah my mom found my creamy apple jack last night.

by Mr_Williams_Drink_Menu July 19, 2019

Apple Red Wings

The not known hidden legion of wings "Apple Red Wings"-
When you insert an apple in a woman's vagina butt first. Then you pull it out from the stem then eat it. All of this is performed while the woman is menstruating.

Joey:" Dude John got his apple red wings."
Tim:" Oh man thats FUCKING GROSS!"
Joey:" Yeah and he also got his plum violet wings."

by The New Messenger June 5, 2011

Apple

EATING THIS FRUIT MAKES YOU 10x THE STRENGTH YOU ARE AND YOU ASCEND GOD THIS MOTHEFUCKER WILL KILL A MAN INDIRECTLY FOR YOU AND SHIT IN THEIR HEAD

FUCK YEAH DUDE I EAT APPLES ALL DAY EVERY DAY

by Konkim May 1, 2018

Apple Bottom

1. A woman with an odd shaped booty.
2. A man with either asymmetrical genitals or a huge booty that sticks out and only women should have.

1. "Dang, the doctor must've messed up her butt implants 'cause she got an apple bottom!"
2. "Trust me Becky, John is such an apple bottom because when we did the deed, I felt so awkward feeling genitals like a basketball and a baseball in a nut sack."

by Failed Dictionary June 24, 2016

Apple

How the fuck do you not know what an apple is!!! WTF is wrong with you. You must be a autistic Fucking braindead cripple who is only hanging on, by life support

Teacher: I eat the apples!

Student: I also eat the apples

by BeefKiller October 27, 2019

apple

it’s an apple you prick why u lookin it up

1. This apple is so juicy
2.This apple is so round

by sexymotherfucker June 1, 2020