ryan christian parsons

Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group

P1: Who’s that screaming?

P2: It’s definitely Ryan Christian Parsons , he’s always fucking around.

by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020

Ryan

A nice man but can be fat. He is very caring and LOVES to play with his pets. He has luscious brown hair and nice dark eyes. He hopes to get a girl one day but fails girl after girl. Everybody wants to be Ryan because he is the hottest hunk of meat ever created.

Ryan is sooooo CUTE!

by PixelGMR February 26, 2020

ryan

a pussy ads bich who thinks he can fight but he cant. slang for bitch

hey is that ryan

yeah thats the kid that says that he can beat everybody up

by urmomgay69XxX February 26, 2020

Ryan

Ryan is generally a simp who obsesses over women he can never get

You that dawg ryan is a simp

by boof.com February 27, 2020

Hot Ryan

After having a large meal you and your partner engage in anal sex. He ejaculates inside and you turn around shit the contents into his open mouth.

This is an extension to the hot carl and\or a hot lunch.

My boyfriend and I just spent a few hours at Golden Coral, he wouldn’t let me go to the bathroom and insisted we had a “Hot Ryan”. After he loaded my ass with his cum I sat over his mouth and pushed everything out.

by Rynez February 29, 2020

Ryan Gommo

Such a stupid fucking nigger. Ryan Gommo goes to newtown high school and he’s the biggest fuck up. But his balls to be massive

Ryan Gommo has big balls

by Ryan Gommo March 5, 2020

taylor ryan shrable

A pretty big goober

You are a Taylor Ryan Shrable

by Hilbillytom March 8, 2020