The truly ultimate responce to any kind of stupid or annoying "why" question, or simply to a question you cannot answer.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.
Kid: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.
Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!
Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.
Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!
Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!
by Urban_Fellow June 24, 2006
Get the Because you touch yourself at nightmug. A colloquial expression used to describe a situation or condition, for a male or female, that creates extreme excitement, creates a state of extreme euphoria or is extremely stimulating. Excitement, euphoria and stimulation may be visual, emotional, physical and/or sexual.
Example 1: Carla was Wetter than a Schoolgirl on Prom Night when Carla saw the line up of artist at upcoming EDM festival. She couldn't wait to get her tickets.
Example 2: Roger was summoned to his bosses office at 4:30 p.m. on Friday. Fearing the worst, he presumed he was getting fired. However, he left the office Wetter than a School Girl on Prom Night after being told he was getting a raise and a promotion.
Example 3: After several hours of sexting and sexual banter during the course of their date, Frank and managed to get Rhonda so hot and so turned on that she was Wetter than a Schoolgirl on Prom Night. Ronda was peeling her panties off in the car as they were pulling back into the driveway.
Example 2: Roger was summoned to his bosses office at 4:30 p.m. on Friday. Fearing the worst, he presumed he was getting fired. However, he left the office Wetter than a School Girl on Prom Night after being told he was getting a raise and a promotion.
Example 3: After several hours of sexting and sexual banter during the course of their date, Frank and managed to get Rhonda so hot and so turned on that she was Wetter than a Schoolgirl on Prom Night. Ronda was peeling her panties off in the car as they were pulling back into the driveway.
by Eaton Holgoode September 19, 2015
Get the Wetter than a Schoolgirl on Prom Nightmug. by Damion69 November 1, 2010
Get the Sore-from-the-night-before-dogmug. by MagicWasTaken May 16, 2021
Get the getting freaky on a friday night yeahmug. when there isn't anything going on, so you and a few buddies get really drunk and hook up in a hot tub, but none of you remember the next morning.
you-"the party got canceled tonight. What are we gonna do?"
friend-"i dont know, looks like it could just be another one of those hot tub nights."
friend-"i dont know, looks like it could just be another one of those hot tub nights."
by myriam-websters ugly twin February 9, 2012
Get the One of those hot tub nightsmug. You went to a place and had a great time. 10 out of 10 fun night. You leave feeling like you got everything out of the night. Therefore THAT NIGHT DON’T OWE YOU NOTHING! Why doesn’t it owe you? Because you got all you expected and took it ALL!
by StaciLinn April 27, 2022
Get the That Night Don’t Owe Us Nothing!mug. Sweating like a Whore on Night Shift. Sweating profously like a Prostitute after servicing one sleazy client after the other in a marathon of immoral transactions. In the same league as "Sweating like a Rapist" or "Sweating like a Paedophile in a playground"!
Betty: Oh the heat would kill you in here!
Mark: I know, I'm Sweating like a Whore on Night Shift!
Betty: Less of the swearing you!
Mark: Aw right then, I'm sweatin like Pavarotti in a cake shop!
Betty: Better!
Mark: I know, I'm Sweating like a Whore on Night Shift!
Betty: Less of the swearing you!
Mark: Aw right then, I'm sweatin like Pavarotti in a cake shop!
Betty: Better!
by Magnesium Sulphate April 19, 2006
Get the Sweating Like a Whore on Night Shiftmug.