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Urban dictionary 

The site you are on now. "Urban dictionary is retarded"
Urban dictionary by E-tarded February 6, 2021

urban dictionary 

YOUR ON THE SITE CANT FIGURE IT OUT LOOK AT YOUR TAB

Urban Dictionary 

The place to find the most disturbing, stupid, or funniest definition
Searching for a word on Urban Dictionary is a gamble
Urban Dictionary by Bendyzy February 8, 2021

Urban dictionary 

The best dictionary ever created for joke use and serious use
“I use urban dictionary a lot to search up very funny definitions of certain words, or when I am to much of a lazy peice of shit to get a dictionary
Urban dictionary by Jackaboi February 12, 2021

Urban Dictionary 

A website dedicated to new and old slang word meanings taken too seriously by some for years. Several people don't seem to realize that this isn't a website that is meant to act as an actual dictionary but rather for new and old slang terms alike regardless of sexuality or ridiculousness. That is what makes this website special. When you look up "Shark" chances are most definitions won't be "A long-bodied chiefly marine fish with a cartilaginous skeleton, a prominent dorsal fin, and toothlike scales. Most sharks are predatory, although the largest kinds feed on plankton, and some can grow to a large size." I also doubt it will be "A small Southeast Asian freshwater fish with a tail resembling that of a shark, popular in aquaria." If that is what you are looking for go to a different website or just Google it. Why would you search a definition up on this website and expect or want it to be that? If that is what you want you are stupid. You know what a shark is. You are looking for a reason to complain. It is people like you who ruin fun things.
Me: "He is totally Pussywhipped."

Friend: "What does that mean?"

Me: "when a man loses his testicles to his woman.

All men who wish to have any form of relationship (or just get laid) must be pussywhipped to a certain degree. The minor offenders are never called pussywhipped, only the men who allow their woman to walk all over them and totally control every aspect of their life (even if the woman is not in the smae state at the time).

Friend: "How do you know that?"

Me: "Urban Dictionary."
Urban Dictionary by youngsallyface February 15, 2021

Urban dictionary 

Urban dictionary by Gwen .-. February 16, 2021