air

The sweetest person you will ever meet. Makes great handshakes, extremely pretty and is always counted on you can trust an air anytime

Friend: my BFF and I just made a cool handshake

Me: her names Air right?
Friend: HOW DID YOU KNOW!?

by Hiskdhdawjs August 29, 2019

Australian Air Pocket

The act of flagellating on oneself and the flagellants gets trapped between the anus and the back of the scrotum causing a tickling sensation.

Aaron ate a lot of beans an farted giving himself an Australian Air Pocket.

by Kamo89 January 2, 2023

AIR

The word AIR is an abbreviation for AM I RIGHT? Which is a commonly used phrase tagt needs an abbreviation ok?!?!? So now it is one! Its rly cool

When u say AIR:
Jade-‘Omg look at my puppy shes so cool AIR???’
Lina- ‘tf is AIR ?’
Jade-‘its a new abbreviation i made ,cool AIR‘

by Inventor of AIR June 14, 2018

superior air

Highness

He had a chain round his neck with the superior air of a lord mayor

by Vanakkam January 22, 2021

Air Force Connection

Used to describe someones bad internet connection. Can be expressed to someone who is actually in the Air Force or just has ass internet.

Friend: Yo im lagging.
Friend 2: You got that air force connection!
Friend: Fuck let me restart my shit.

by Xboxguy343 November 13, 2019

Of Fresh Air.

what i call abscesses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

Nostril Air Redirection

The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.

Nostril Air Redirection may not work often, but it feels satisfying when it does.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 25, 2022