air krill

If you see someone walking around with their mouth wide open, a vacant expression on their face, you can bet they're just feeding: sifting air krill.

The Denny's patron appeared to be sifting air krill, but it was possible he was only yawning.

by CptCliche June 03, 2011

air balance

A pseudo-trade that lies only a few steps above sorcery and alcoholism. Your typical air balancer has his head up his ass and takes his field way too seriously.

“This work order looks like creative writing. How do you even balance air? Let’s ask the air balance tech for a walk trough. Has anyone seen him?

by Weirdowithabeardo1111 April 04, 2018

Air Log

When you rip a fart in a body of water and the bubbles roll up your back.

I just ripped an air log in my friends new hot tub.

by RevieBalls September 27, 2020

buying air-time

Buying a meal or treats for a person in the hope of receiving sexual gratification. "Air-time" as in legs-in-the-air-time.

By paying for her lunch she thought he was generous but actually he was buying air-time.

by Big Jay August 25, 2023

Sealed Air Corp

The fuckers who invented unpoppable bubble wrap

“hey bro u know who invented the unpoppable bubble wrap”

“yeah it was those assholes at Sealed Air Corp”

“sons of bitches”

by dicktruckfuck May 24, 2021

Of Fresh Air.

what i call abscesses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 09, 2025

Air biscuit

Another name for a fart. Preferably dense cloud fart that lingers

Damn! Who dropped an air biscuit!
Hope that air biscuit didnt come with gravy.

by Paul Merr November 05, 2018