"Bus muffin" is a term commonly used, when on publice transport, to describe someone who you quite like the look of and therefore, will do your best to sit in the seat next to them. Even if there are plenty of other seats available.
"The bus I took yesterday was full of bus muffin, man! I didn't know where to sit so I just hovered over each one until I got off or they hit me! You should have been there, man!"
"Hayley thinks Chris F. is a bus muffin. That's just not right..."
"Hayley thinks Chris F. is a bus muffin. That's just not right..."
by cavefish April 20, 2009
Get the bus muffinmug. When someone takes a top of a muffin, places it Over top of a ass whole and the person farts the muffin top into the others mouth.
by Top muffin topper December 3, 2019
Get the Muffin toppingmug. 
A vagina
by ambriel the great February 22, 2025
Get the Muffinmug. Here's the BadBoyHalo definition
Definition: Replacement for bad words of any calling mainly for the A-word
Definition: Replacement for bad words of any calling mainly for the A-word
by GenerationsOfWhat May 10, 2024
Get the Muffinmug. When someone says "Scuba Muffin!" it's a phrase to high-five to! This term Is also known as (a) "Muff Diver".
1: "Scuba muffin... Scuba muffin..... *looks up* muff diver!!
*High-fives*
2: "DUDE!!!! You're such a Scuba Muffin! *high-five*"
*High-fives*
2: "DUDE!!!! You're such a Scuba Muffin! *high-five*"
by Rodofwonder January 25, 2011
Get the Scuba Muffinmug.