Booty Clench Turkey Legs

A sudden clench in a turkeys buttocks down to it's legs. Often used as a joke for memes.

Why was the math book so sad?
Person: I don't know, why?
Booty Clench Turkey Legs
Person: What?

by Taida.uwu March 16, 2020

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No legs moment

When you got no legs and a big ass nose. And some asshole called the cum wizard steals your Moolah/moulah/mola

Bro look that guys got no legs, thats such a no legs moment!

by Ostmannen March 06, 2023

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When an opponent in basketball, is tripped, hurt from a move another did.

by guybbc June 24, 2021

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when you feel a fart, in your leg.

"i'm feeling like there's bumps in my leg"
"oh, a leg fart?"
"the hell's that"

by Sossololpipi November 07, 2020

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When a dude uses a "rowing machine" while watching porn or otherwise "horny", causing him to row with 3 legs.

Three-Leg Rowing really helps motivate me to exercise.

by Z-Dict February 24, 2021

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Is a dirt leg with semen dripping out of any hole on her body.

by April 15, 2022

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Removal of long-hairs on legs with cum substituted for wax.

That girl in line in front of me at the DMV was in need of a good Mississippi Leg Wax, them things looked like Chewbacca.

by Craytop September 04, 2015

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