loner car strategy

The strategy used by Mercedes-Benz where you are given a more expensive or luxurious Mercedes-Benz car while your usual vehicle is being fixed or repaired. This is meant to prevent you from ever experiencing that other makes' cars are better than Mercedes-Benz.

When my C-Class was in the shop, they handed me a brand new S-Class as a loner car strategy—now I can't stop thinking about how much I love driving it!

by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025

car

no, not a car. a car as in a silly cat. meow!

look at that goofy car man

by liontech November 17, 2023

peadophile car

Someone who buys a BMW 335i

See mark driving a German whip is also a peadophile car

by Mr 335i heating May 4, 2018

Car Wash Titties

When a girl is in a sexual position on top and has long enough breasts to continuously strike the face of the individual underneath, resembling a car wash.

Last night Jack got a black eye from a girl he smashed with car wash titties.

by Texmex12345 August 27, 2023

Car

A metal thing that you can sit inside and drive. It also sometimes has wheels.

“Lower your car,” they said.
“It’ll be fun,” they said.

by UltG7 November 18, 2021

car rotting

Car rotting is like bed rotting, just in your car.

Bruh, I was car rotting earlier in the school parking lot for hours instead of going to class

by chickennugg_01 February 23, 2025

Car Z Car

What you say when it is T I M E

“Hey man you wanna go to the movies?”
“CAR Z CAR”

“Wtf?”

by ThomasJoshHaley November 11, 2019