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Perty-Maxing

Being utterly unable to handle social relationships and instead just being comforted by ai and fast food
Bros Perty-Maxing
by Auxilia-Hater February 24, 2025
mugGet the Perty-Maxingmug.

covid maxed

When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.
Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.

Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!
by coffee_by_the_pot January 18, 2021
mugGet the covid maxedmug.

clench maxing

clenching your cheeks for long amounts of time for the health benefits.
person 1 “why did you go goblin mode today?”

person 2 “because i was clench maxing all day”
by big brollic ballock basher February 26, 2024
mugGet the clench maxingmug.

anita max wynn

Drake: (on his boat) Anita Max Wynn! (proceeds to take out his meat)
by negroidMax March 16, 2024
mugGet the anita max wynnmug.

Dirty Max

When you say you cousins girlfriend creamed
Adrianna what are you doing?”
“Adrianna creamed!” Dirty Max
by Xen_Lover January 5, 2024
mugGet the Dirty Maxmug.

Soft Maxxing

When one proceeds to stay flacid and never get hard no matter what, going to the lengths of praying/repenting.
Bro this girl was twerkin on my shit I had to start Soft Maxxing
by Neal Rigga July 12, 2024
mugGet the Soft Maxxingmug.

max pacholski

super awesome dude! and likes taking photo!
guys want to be him and girls want him.
woah did you see max pacholski's photo
by jesse clapoff October 21, 2010
mugGet the max pacholskimug.

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