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fuck me sideways and call me daddy

When someone is having a really shitty day, they use this expression.
Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

Person 2: Excuse me. Say that again, this time, imma grab my nutsack so hard that my eyes pop out of my head.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!
by Dayday2001 January 7, 2019
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Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David
by Clorox_Bleach May 28, 2016
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Fuck me

If your looking this up then your sick so just stop
Fuck me is very sexual and gross
by I need a life 😂 July 11, 2018
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knock me down and fuck me heels

Self explanatory, a unnaturally high heel designed for optimal leg angulation. Typically a stiletto.
"Damn, she can hardly walk. but doesn't she look hot in those knock me down and fuck me heels."
by Camilla W. Bush April 14, 2007
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Tose me

Tose me: Literally means - "Search for me"
1. A derogatory term used to express how one does not wish to disclose contact information to said person.
2. Used in a cheerful manner "Tose me" is an invitation to contact information and friendship.
3. Another way of saying good bye or peace out.
4. Google Hip Hop Hacker Slang for "The Other Search Engine Me"
5. Tose, another word for search.

Review carefully please, this is not trash. I am likewise seeking other partners, telnet://d1st.org or email.
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"Tose Me" derived from tose.me as opposed to "Google Me" with the worlds #1. "The Other Search Engine Me" (TOSE) www.tose.me

just started the site (yesterday), have too many domains, i live online like im sure ur staff does..so give me a break ive been busy trying to sell Zuckerberg JacketBook.* .. heh
Had a good time chillin with ya, Tose me later man!
I'm in a hurry but Tose me and I'll get back to you later!
Wow you better tose for that I want one!
Tose for whatever you want it's a great search engine!
I was tosin' on that new search engine and it played random hiphop while I was tosin' on there!
by jWinter July 4, 2011
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Where's me

What someone says when they are extremely disorientated or in extreme panic.
Person 1: I had a bad nightmare last night.
Person 2: Yea I did too, I woke up saying Where's me!
Person 1: Yea I didn't know where me was either.
by Mintok The Destroyer November 23, 2009
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Lead me on

The nitch that keeps the other person wanting something even tho they aren't sure that they coulde be able to continue after they got what they wanted from you, but to only lead yourself on even more even if they continue without knowing what they actually want.
The person i fell inlove with lead me on over a long period of time but I have no grasp what she wants.
by Jpagarz September 2, 2022
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