Fuck Shit

Indefinite noun regarding an amount of things; stuff

For example, I'm doing Neural Fuck Shit that's dope

by Professor_Holmes July 12, 2021

shit cocktail

When you take a huge shit in the juicer and turn it into an oily paste then proceed to mix with tap water.

I gave the kid on the bus a shit cocktail for 5$.

by op2014 October 27, 2014

Wall shit

When you plug a dab cart in an electric cord plugged in the wall so it hits. This makes it hit harder than using a pen.

That wall shit hit different bro.

by 69Shrimp69dick69 May 11, 2020

Blast of Shit

That relentless and persistent, distinctive speck of brown in the toilet bowl that stares at you for days as you are too sick from COVID-19 to clean it up.

I've been staring at that blast of shit for 5 days now! That takes the cake; there isn't enough Clorox in the world!

by Clubie February 1, 2021

Hit for a shit

When an unwanted visitor enters your home and asks to use the bathroom.

I got hit for a shit, the builder knocked on the door and asked to use the toilet.

by Adamvseve August 3, 2018

shit pang

That feeling you get in the nether regions when you feel the need to take a crap. Could be a clenching of the sphincter, or a gurgling of the bowels.

If you don't get to a restroom when you feel the shit pang coming on, you'll be backed up for the rest of the day. Alternatively, "I just felt a shit pang, gotta go drop the kids off at the pool.

by notsidneypoitier October 7, 2009

shit scarffed

When someone wipes their ass with another persons scarf without the owner knowing

Often resulting in shitface

You: it smells like shit out here

Me: haha that's because I shit scarffed you this morning

You: haha good one, I'm still going to wear it

by Topher9007 February 5, 2014