Sacking Your Lunch

When you whack off into a condom.

My friend stole condoms from the store the other day. But he is so ugly, i dont think he will ever get it in.

Guy 2: Maybe he sacks his own lunch.

Guy 1: Yea Sacking Your Lunch.

by jj6jj6jj6 April 25, 2012

sack

The new substitute for the word "fuck".
A sort of less inappropriate way for saying fuck, but still getting that point across.

"Sack off, will you?"
"This is so sacking dumb"

by YourMumsVisa September 20, 2021

jungle sack

1. The state of one's nutsack when they are extremely sweaty, moist, and have past the point of sticking to your leg and now slide freely against the thigh. 2. The condition of one's nutsack when swamp ass has progressed past your taint and engulfed the entire pubic region.

After a long day of tailgating Stilts regretfully announced that his swamp ass was so bad he now had jungle sack!

by mobiusONE October 7, 2010

Sack Saddling

-verb

Triple Penetration. One gent is entering her ass, while a second gent is in her vagina. Then third gent stands over the second gents cock so his sack hangs with a testicle on both sides.

Hey Bro, I love the way it feels when you're Sack Saddling with me.

by BoronIdentity August 10, 2014

Sacked

Poena cullei (from Latin 'penalty of the sack') under Roman law was a type of death penalty imposed on a subject who had been found guilty of patricide. The punishment consisted of being sewn up in a leather sack, with an assortment of live animals including a dog, snake, monkey, and a chicken or rooster, and then being thrown into water.

Julius Caesar to Roman Senate "anyone committing the crime of killing his father shall be sacked!"

by bob_johnson May 16, 2022

circuit sack

A cheap backpack (usually with draw strings) that holds drug paraphernalia, Gatorade or other hydration beverages, and condoms or other sexual necessities, and taken to circuit parties where partiers will be under the influence of a variety of substances.

Can you hold my shirt in your circuit sack while I go on the dance floor?

by Conrad Stevens July 21, 2016

Eye Sacks

sexy QT pie who you could never look at because he is in a serious relationship and DONT FUCKING LOOK AT HIM k thanks bye (also is sweety and gives good cuddles)

Wow look at Eye Sacks! He’s in a serious relationship and we should never talk to him

by Dndldjdldkd November 21, 2021