shit pang

That feeling you get in the nether regions when you feel the need to take a crap. Could be a clenching of the sphincter, or a gurgling of the bowels.

If you don't get to a restroom when you feel the shit pang coming on, you'll be backed up for the rest of the day. Alternatively, "I just felt a shit pang, gotta go drop the kids off at the pool.

by notsidneypoitier October 7, 2009

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shit thingy

same as the word thingy but with more passion or just to say it..

hey what what was that shit thingy we had to do for world history?? i really don't remember....

by itsDeuCeson May 18, 2009

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shit sites

sites that come up in google search results that don't actually have what your looking for

I googled it but I just got a bunch of shit sites

by SexyPanda33 January 25, 2011

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Bad As Shit

When something is so awesome that irony is required.

Damn man! That slam dunk was bad as shit!

by J-Thrilla April 4, 2011

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When your shit smells so bad, you let off a trail of stench behind you as you walk around.

you cannot smell this trail your self, due to the fact that you were just in toilet and smelt the worst of it thus being desensitized.

"woo wee! you got a mega shit wake happening dude!"

by poopooman1111 April 7, 2011

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Shit Silencer

A strip of toilet paper (usually doubled up - 4 squares folded over to make 2 thick squares) which is laid over the water at the bottom of the toilet bowl. This way, if your toilet is in close proximity to other people or your house is quiet when you're taking a shit and don't want people to hear the splash of your logs hitting the water, the shit silencer cures this issue!

Person 1: Man I took a massive shit last night
Person 2: That must have woken your family up
Person 1: Nah, I used a shit silencer!
Person 2: Ah good job

by saucehair April 22, 2011

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