Tactical Shit

Pronunciation: /ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /SHit/

The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.

Greg:I took a tactical shit right before I showered to make sure that I don’t have to poop after I got clean.

Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.

by Yuoa’re Mother March 10, 2020

UD that shit

to search for a word on urbandictionary.

you can also say: google that shit(search for something on google) or youtube that shit.(look up a video on youtube)

Mike: what the hell is an alaskan firedragon?
Mark: i don't know. UD that shit.
Mike: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Mark: thats awesome!

by ajtheslightlyoverweightguy September 10, 2009

shit winker

The term used for an anus, or insult

That shit winker just blew an eight ball across my floor.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

shit clots

too much shit in your head or in your body

What the fuck are you thinking you fucking shit clots in your head

by henryyyy July 11, 2008

bitchin shit

When something is sweet or out rages

Wow! taste this bitchin shit.

thats some bitchin shit.

by Ryan W A Jones February 16, 2009

tantric shit

A long nurtured poo to deliver a deep meaningful connection between man/woman and their faecal friend.

My tantric shit left me in a state of sensual connection with my evacuation. The release made me see stars and hear the voices of angels.

by New Hats McHatter September 01, 2017

Shit pantsed

When a person becomes so intoxicated that they excrete stool in their own pants. All though this is extremely hard to do, there have been several recorded events in which this has occured

You: Dude, what smells like shit?
Me: Katie, she is so shit pantsed right now man!!!
You: hell yeah!!!

by 1Girl2Pants November 16, 2009