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Potato

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by DrPotato September 28, 2017
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pike potato

A potato you set aside on your bed stand to refuel after having intensive intercourse with a female.
After banging Stephanie last night, I inhaled my pike potato in preparation for round two.
by The Scranton Strangler October 7, 2017
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Potato

A substitute for the term "no shit" as in "duh, potato." Or "duh, potato!"
A guy says to another guy "hey bro, I really like boobs!" And his friend replies, "potato" (or duh, potato"
by Monsterbud September 30, 2020
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Potato Salad

When a man pisses, shits and creams in a lady's mouth, she chews and swallows then regurgitates back onto the mans chest.
Dave- "I gave Sally a nasty potato salad last night."

Greg- "Damn Dave, SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!"
by BighornBaby42 May 31, 2018
mugGet the Potato Saladmug.

california baked potato

The act of adding bacon, cheese, chives, broccoli and sour to cream to ones Vaginal region then eating it off!!
“Ooh sally your California baked potato was exquisite last night at grandmas retirement party!” Said Donavin
by Nancy who? June 9, 2018
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Alien-ified Potato

A potato who believes in aliens. Not necessarily a plant potato... If you are a potato and believe in aliens then this is FOR YOUUU. Also, let your friends call you that.. oops wait you have no friends... anyways ill call you that it is fine. i am also one of these pieces of shit :)
Oh look, it is the Alien-ified Potato! better run unless i wanna get KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS HAHA
by Alien-ifiedPotatoConspiracy January 28, 2021
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Amsterdam Potato

The last piece of steak no-one will eat
We went to sizzlers last night and my buddy spilled juice on the steak. Now uts an Amsterdam Potato
by BearEggs November 20, 2018
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